Things have definately Improved!

Drive carefully! Big Brother is watching you!

 When I first came to Spain fourteen years ago and started writing this blog, I found myself constantly commenting of the awful behaviour of drivers. How could I not? Everywhere you looked someone was doing something absolutely stupid and they were paying for it with their lives.

It suddenly occurred to me that now I can do a round trip without someone doing something that attracts my attention for its outrageous action. On the odd occasion when some boy racer cuts up the traffic everybody is shocked and sickened by such irresponsible behaviour. This is good! It is very good that we have all grown up to a point where bad behaviour is not taken for granted with a shrug of the shoulders. It is seen as something that is out of the ordinary and is to be condemned. It also places a heavy burden on me to avoid being the won who attracts attention.

The other thing that is a little more subtle is that drinking alcohol before driving has taken a change for the better within the Spanish culture. Many of us foreigners came from communities where the campaign against driving while drunk had been effective. I am not a big drinker but when the DGT began its crack down I was easily persuaded to simply stop all alcohol if I needed to drive.

It was difficult at first because my hosts could not understand how I could enjoy myself if I didn't have a real drink in hand. Eventually they have come to acept that this is possible and now, if I asked for alcohol I believe that they wouldn't comply. I knew that something was happening when I heard more than one Spanaird say that he was driving and would not take alcohol.

So, good for us, we are on the way to living longer because we are less likely to be killed by some lunatic driving while drunk.

I don't mind if such people have to kill themselves, I just mind that they feel they have to take some innocent with them.

Copyright (c) 2013  Eugene Carmichael  

Parking! Say no more!

Take this Seriously!

I have written before about parking in Spain. How could I not!  Here in Spain, especially in the over crowded cities we don't so much park as abandon our vehicles. There have been times when the trip into the city took twenty minutes, but finding a place to park took longer, much longer.

I am motivated to return to the subject because I observed a peculiar recurring event in the town of Lliria. At one of the parking black spots which is narrow, on one side parking is allowed only for loading and unloading. Parking on the other side is prohibited because to do so effectively blocks the road. So what happens is that as soon as someone drives in and parks and blocks the road the tow truck and a policeman appear and off they take the errant car. Very often, as the truck is pulling away another car drives in and parks in the same spot. The policeman then has to speak to the driver to clear the road.

There is another spot where the road narrows and parking is not allowed. A sign stands in place with the "No Parking" sign and another sign shows a picture of the tow truck taking away a car. Many people have pictures of the drawing on the sign being replicated by the taking away of an illegally parked car. I'm sure all those pictures are captioned "Told you so!"

Some people have a hard time learning, and others never learn.

Ah well!

Copyright (c) 2013   Eugene Carmichael

More Good Traffic News!

2012! A year without as many of these. We are making steady progress!

The results for 2012 are in and they make stunning reading. The trend continues with less people to lose their lives on our roads in 2012 than in 2011. In fact 180 people are still with us because the total loss was 1,304, down by 12% from the losses of 2011 of 1,484.

We are learning to live! We are less accepting of the assumption that this might very well be our day to die just because we have to go out to get bread. The improvement in driver's attitudes on Spanish roads since the high of 7,877 deaths in one year is just staggering and shows what can be achieved when we all sign onto a good idea. The trend had started before the introduction of the points system, but from it's launch every year has seen a  dramatic decline.

The bottom line results are more substantial than at first appears, because while less people are dying prematurely, and less families are having to endure the extreme loss of a sudden death, in many cases of young people, the real story lies in the fact that we are now many more people in so many more vehicles, but still we are conducting ourselves in such a manner as to bring down the death toll. Consider the fact that at the height of the loss there were only about one million vehicles on the roads driven by some two point two million drivers. Today that has changed to be 31.4 million vehicles, some of immense size, driven by 26.2 million drivers.

Our death toll today has returned to 1960 levels when 1300 people lost their lives. Those people are not around today to witness the transformation that Spain has undergone. With all its problems Spain is a whole new wonderful country that I feel certain many of those who lost their lives unnecessarily would have loved to have experienced.

Since the change of the Millennium we are saying goodbye to eight fewer people per day. Instead of eleven each day, we are now losing only three, which is still three too many, but when we add to that fact that Spain's Summer death toll is down to a 50-year low, that is really something to be celebrated.

So, indeed let us celebrate, but somehow I don't think that anyone needs to say that we need to be careful in our celebrations, and choose a designated driver who gets to drink alcohol free beer.

Well done, friends of the road. Keep up the good work!

Copyright (c) 2013  Eugene Carmichael 

Trapped in the Snow!

Winter Wonderland! Only if you are Prepared.

Recently it was reported that in the height of heavy snow conditions, motorists travelling along a motorway were brought to a halt as a result of accidents caused by the adverse weather conditions, and that they were trapped in their vehicles for more than eight hours. Just think about that for a minute. If you or I were one of those people how well might we have coped?

I may have done fairly well because before starting a journey, no matter how short, I usually think ahead and prepare. For instance there are at least four things that I always carry: they are, (1) a first-aid kit; (2) a blanket that is well wrapped in a plastic bag; (3) a sleeping bag; and (4) and an extra pair of eye glasses.

The first is in case a passenger or myself should become injured, either as a result of an accident in the car or on foot, or in case I come upon a situation that requires first aid, I will be ready.

The second is partly for the same reasons as first aid, to keep the person warm, but it can also be used if I am trapped in the snow. The fourth is demanded by law, but is also a very good idea.

The most important is the sleeping bag in the Winter. Once you turn the motor off the car loses heat very rapidly. I cannot think of anything more uncomfortable than being stuck on the open road in the dead of Winter,  far removed from buildings for an extended period of time without any way to keep yourself warm. Proper planning is so essential, especially when carrying children as passengers. A sleeping bag, preferably one for each person would be thought of as more valuable than diamonds under such circumstances.

In the Summer I add a six pack of water. Then there is the matter of food. Summer or Winter, when I am setting off on one of my normal runs I don't give a thought to food because, although I habitually travel along the autovia, I am never very far from civilization where I can walk to some place to get sustenance. However, if I intend a journey that takes me out of that comfort zone, then I have to sit myself down and do a full contingency plan.  That includes packing food and drink, including hot drinks to be carried in a thermos.

One of those contingencies to think about is the fact that whether you get stuck in the elevator or on the road, the first thing to occur to everybody is, I have to answer the call of nature. How should you plan to deal with this problem? At night matters are made a little easier because of the blanket of darkness. During the day, in the openness of the countryside, and the fencing that does not allow you to wander off over the hill, a real problem is presented, especially for women.

I suggest the following: First the blanket is brought into play. Open both the front and passenger doors and drape the blanket to provide a sort of tent. Men or women can then sit on the car door step, but keeping in mind that flesh will stick to bare metal when freezing. Then you can answer the call and make yourself comfortable without embarrassing yourself or those next door.

Everyone I know thinks I am a worry wart. Frankly, I think they may be right. However, there have been those times when I was the only one who was right, so I will continue to think and do what I believe is the right thing.

As always I wish you safe driving, and be prepared. One reason I insist on being prepared is because my family crest, the Carmichael crest reads "Toujour Prest" which I understand mean Always Ready.

Isn't that nice?

Copyright (c) 2013  Eugene Carmichael 

Be Seen to be Safe!

BE SEEN IF YOU WANT TO BE SAFE FROM DRIVERS OF CARS AND TRUCKS!

I return to an old and dear subject of mine that I promoted for many years in the name of motorcyclists.

My campaign was for motorcyclists to wear reflectve vests, especially the lime green colour that are worn by all workers who are active on road projects, and are also worn by the police. I have noticed lately that there seems to be a trend among cyclists to make sure that they are seen by drivers. There is nothing quite so sad to hear a driver say that he just didn't see the cyclist that he killed.

So. stay safe this year by making certain that you are seen on your cycle, motor or pedal. The life you save may be your own.

Copyright (c) 2013  Eugene Carmichael

One Promise!

Please don't make me pull what little hair out that I have left!

I have one promise to make to you, my fellow members of the motoring public, and one promise to ask that you make of me. That is that during this year we promise to each other that when we are approaching our exit, that we won't speed up to overtake the person in front of us, only to immediately slow down to make our exit.

Unless there are very extenuating circumstances, to do such a thing can be considered unfunny, dangerous, and the most violent of the stupid things that a person can do, as to mark the person who did it as one having shit where his brain is supposed to be.

What might be an extenuating circumstance?  There was one time when I was travelling along the A7 motorway with a line of trucks nose-to-tail, thereby making a solid fence that blocked any traffic that was in the middle lane from turning off. My exit was coming up, so I had to put my foot down to get ahead of those fools so that I could make my turnoff the motorway. I was just barely able to make the move, but ever since it has re-played over again in my mind. It was about five years ago that I did that, and I only did it because my choice was to go on to the next exit and then come back.

Normally we know when we are approaching our turnoff, so we get in line behind the car that is in front of us. To do otherwise is to subject the other driver to unnecessary risk. So, please, don't do that. It's just not funny.

Copyright (c) 2013   Eugene Carmichael

The Positive Aspects of Death on the Road

Cool Driving in 2013

Welcome 2013!

Even as I look at the title that I have given this piece I feel uncomfortable in thinking that there is such a thing as a positive side to road deaths. I am really writing this in the hope that it will encourage some people who are reckless in their driving habits to think again. If you are one of those people who are intent on ending your own life on the road, you should know that it will not be a complete loss.

As a reckless person, once you have killed yourself, the roads become a little safer without you. If you had a job, a great number of people will be interested in taking your place. Someone may even be interested in taking over your apartment. If you were a wealthy person with lots of savings, your next of kin may weep for you, for a little while, but then they have to think what to do with your savings.

Were you married to a particularly beautiful woman?  What is to become of her? The line of men who will try to help her decide what to do next might stretch all the way around the block, especially if you left her a wealthy widow.

This is all just to say that we would prefer to have you alive to occupy your rightful place in society, and in the life of your beautiful woman, but, if you insist on taking an early exit, so be it. You may be remembered fondly, perhaps too fondly. It's all up to you.

Drive safely throughout this brand new year that we have been given, and remember that the life that you save might be yours.

Happy New Year!

Copyright (c) 2013   Eugene Carmichael

Will you Survive New Year's Eve?

Be a safe and responsible driver this New Year's Eve

New Year's Eve is the most peculiar time of the year for drivers. It's a time when we celebrate because the Old Year is behind us, and we look forward with great expectations to the New Year. As optimists we are full of hope and joy that we have our lives, our hope and love and dreams of building upon our survival of the year past, and our determination to make the year that is coming count for something significant.

We go out to dinner, and we dance and drink our way into the early hours of the next day. Then, we get in our cars and drive home. Far too many just don't make it. They crash into oncoming traffic driven by people who are just as drunk, or into trees and over embankments, ending not only our own lives but those of our partner and even others who have not had a thing to drink.

I won't bother you with statistics because even one such calamity is too many. I always point with pride to the program in my own country of Bermuda that has been long established. Between 3am and 6am on the first day of January, all taxi journeys are free to the passengers travelling to their homes. The country had reached a stage where waking up to the New Year's list of those who died the night before was simply too much to bear. The first year the free taxi program was introduced resulted in one fatal crash, and that was a single vehicle driven by a stupid drunk taxi driver.

Since then the record has been clear of fatal car crashes on this first morning of the year. The combined practise of free taxis and a designated driver who drinks free soft drinks has saved so many lives that it is a prime example of what can be achieved when common sense prevails.

So, drivers, when you leave home tomorrow night to celebrate you may want to remember to take with you a couple of things: Your debit/credit cards, your smart phone, and most importantly, your sense of responsibility and  also your common sense.

Drive safely, because the most important thing of all is to return home to those who love and need you.

Have a Happy, Prosperous and Safe 2013!


Copyright (c) 2012   Eugene Carmichael

Time to be extra Careful!

The Happy open Road Awaits!

It's that time of year to celebrate the end of the year in your own style. Generally, its a time for goodwill and family happiness, so if you are the driver in the family you perhaps should keep in mind that your family are looking to you to be the bearer of good and happy news. You can do that by conducting yourself with responsibility and by avoiding hurting yourself, and especially not harming anyone else.

Stay sober, stay alert, stay alive. If you don't want to stay sober then convince someone else to stay free of alcohol and to do the driving.

Have a Happy holiday driving experience, and help to lower those awful road statisics to even lower levels during 2013.

Merry Christmas and an even Merrier 2013!

Copyright (c) 2012   Eugene Carmichael

Christmas Time! Be safe!

Merry Christmas!

When I first came to Spain there were two things I thought would never change. Smoking, and Drinking and driving. Smoking indoors has been challenged and banished, but smoking outdoors is as prevalent as always, but at least non-smokers have no objection to that.

Driving after drinking alcohol has been a major problem in a country where lovely wines are produced, and the custom has been to mix whiskey or brandy with coffee, several times a day. People have had to be retrained to be responsible. It has been a slow process but it is working. Spain's annual death toll has fallen from a high of between 7000 and 8000 thousand to around one thousand, four hundred over less than 20 years.

At the moment the police are out in force actively looking for people who have attended their company's annual dinner and dance, demanding that if they intend to drink alcohol they must designate a driver who will abstain from alcohol. Many people see the police as trying to spoil their fun, but no, the police are content that they have their fun, but they want them to continue to live, and to let other people live.

Some time ago I decided that my driving permit was too important, as was my life, of course, so I decided that I would grow up and face the fact that I, and I alone was responsible. I began refusing alcohol and was amazed at the hostility of some of my hosts, but gradually they came to understand that I would refuse, so they stopped offering.  One day I got a shot of encouragement from a bartender who said that he did not blame me for drinking something soft as I had to drive.

Christmas time is the worst time of all to deliberately inflict the sadness of a funeral upon one's family. Sometimes we need to think outside the envelope to avoid the risk of hurting others and ourselves. Recently my wife and I attended a dinner and dance, but we took a hotel room next door. However, there still existed the need to drink in moderation because the next day the alcohol is still in the system and the police are still looking for me.

Be careful, enjoy yourself, and stay alive!

Copyright (c) 2012   Eugene Carmichael

Keep Your Distance !

I have dealt with this topic before, but we have very recently witnessed a road crash that involved thirty-five vehicles. In spite of that we still observe truck drivers, in convoy, nose-to-tail, so close to one another that they effectively cut off exits from traffic in the left lane, and their actions are the set-up for the next major crash.

On the motorway that passes Valencia city, we still remember such a crash where the lead truck slammed into another vehicle trying to enter the motorway and get ahead of the huge road train that was a dozen or more trucks, and that started an incident that took more than six hours to clean up and resulted in massive property losses. Amazingly there were no deaths from that, but the inconvenience was inexcusable considering that had everyone kept their recommended distance a major incident might have been restricted to something minor.

What is the recommended separation. As a rule of thumb choose a point ahead, and when the vehicle in front passes it count as follows: "one, one thousand, two, one thousand." Should you pass the same point before finishing two, one thousand, you are too close. This holds good for any speed.

Remember also, that the vehicle that is behind that runs into the vehicle in front is at fault. No argument, that is the law.

Drive carefully, and keep your eyes on the road!

Copyright (c) 2012  Eugene Carmichael

Moto Racing in Cheste

Biker's Glory

As I write this, the population of the small town of Cheste has swelled by a grand factor. In trying to determine how many people view the racing, I have found that in 2009, a disappointing year, 175,000 attended, but in 2010 that number dropped by 20,000 to 155,000. I can find no numbers for 2011, and for 2012, I can only tell you that I can hear the noise from my house.

Saturday, (yesterday) was a very good day from the weather, as it was sunny, warm and dry. Ideal for racing, but today it is cold and wet. The rain started last night, and considering that the majority of the attendees camp out, it is not the most pleasant experience. However, when you are young enough to have ridden your bike from far afield just to get here, a little inclement weather is no big deal.

I can still remember my days on the bike. My greatest experience was on the Honda Goldwing, when you feel like an absolute king. Such bikes are so huge, those who do not understand suggest that you should just buy a car. But no, there is nothing quite like riding a motorcycle with the elements in your face.

Today, all the big names are racing: Marc Marquez, Pol Espargaró, Andrea Iannone, Thomas Luthi, and a host of others from across Europe, as well as Japan, Indonesia, Brazil, Finland, Thailand, and of course, England. This is a young person's sport that requires a hardy fortitude and the willingness to experience some hardship in following your favourites. I can hear from where I am that a great many people are having a good time.

Ah! I wish I were young again,........... sometimes.

Copyright (c) 2012   Eugene Carmichael



JAGUAR! What a Brand.

The car in which to be mistaken for a celebrity!

I promised to look into the Jaguar brand with the objective of finding out how many models have been manufactured down through the years because the problem is that, while some people grow tired of their cars and consign them to the undergrowth, others come behind them and rebuild the cars to their former glory. Consequently, trying to keep up with the Jaguar line is hard work because there is probably a representative from all the models still functioning today.

As best I can tell, there have been sixty-six models created, and these are spread between saloons, company executive types, concept models, and racing and the competition range. Jaguar loves to use an alphabet soup of car descriptions, so trying to keep track of what is what becomes a full time occupation.

For instance, the first Jag that I owned was the car shown above, which is the XK 120. For the longest time I thought it was an XJ 120. There is no such thing. This car was manufactured during 1948 to 1954, and is a classic in today's market. Updated models appeared during 1954 to 1957 as the XK 140, then from 1957 to 1960 there was the XK 150. These were concept sports models.

There were a number of saloons with the insignia of Mark V to Mark X over the period 1948 to 1966, but this line was competition with Rolls Royce, and beyond the grasp of ordinary plebes like myself. Then the XJ6 models appeared, which for the ordinary person was the definitive Jaguar of its time. It regularly made an appearance with royals in the back seat, or at film premieres.

Jaguar recognized that it had a winner on its hands and has stayed with the XJ series from their introduction in 1968 to the present. However, being Jaguar, there have been many variations on this theme including the 6, 8, and 12 cylinder engines. My six-cylinder swallows more than enough fuel, so I wouldn't even like to start up the 12-cylinder.

As a concept car, perhaps the most successful model of all time was, and remains the E-Type. This is a two-seater car that women found made their panties inexplicably roll down. I have to admit that it is a lovely car, but it just doesn't do a thing for me. In spite of its stylish lines and sporty motif it has often been used for racing. I don't think I would place mine in the scrum with all those others where it might get scratched.

Finally, leave it to James Bond to recognize a top of the line car in "Skyfall" as they use the latest model XF saloon. Again, this is one super car, both to look at, and I'm sure also to drive, although I have not had that pleasure. As I am 73 years of age,if I had the money this is the Jag that I am supposed to want. I would not have this car if you gave it to me, because to begin with it should come complete with its own driver. I must admit that I do not enjoy driving as I once did, but I am not ready to give up the controls just yet. Even if I were behind the wheel, the car just feels as though it were made for someone older than I am, but that's probably because I only feel aged 55.

It feels nice to have a Jag parked in my garage that I take out once in a long while. It has to be sunny and I have to be in the mood. There are two of us who own Jaguars in my little town. He has an S-type that he purchased as new, because he can actually afford to own a Jag, and I have my XJ6 Sovereign that I bought from someone at NATO who said it had been used to transport VIPs, and that no-one, not even the mechanic had got into that car with dirty shoes.

What else can I say?

Copyright (c) 2012  Eugene Carmichael  

There is Nothing quite like a Jaguar!

A Jaguar XK120

I am a Jaguar Enthusiast, so naturally I am a member of The Jaguar Enthusiast Club. I really do not know whether other brands bring out the love in the same way that Jaguar does. I own a Volvo, and a Seat, and I owned a Chrysler, but none of those brands had anything going for them as does the Jaguar.

I do believe that MGB have a strong following where members get together for racing and touring, but even that does not stand up to the passion that Jaguars drive in their members. I consider myself out on the periphy of the club, both geographically and psychologically, mainly because I am not located near to the Spanish club. However, back in England, and even here in Spain where our club is quite young, the pride that members take in their cars frightens me.

They do the usual sorts of things by getting together for runs and lunch, but perhaps the thing about Jaguar is that there are so many different types and classes of the name. For instance, the E-Type was one of the most popular models, but I personally never got a feel for it. During the height of its popularity, to have been seen in an E-Type with the top down was the bee's knees. Even today, among the classics it stands very proud, except that it still doesn't appeal to me.

Back in the U.K., I owned an XJ120 convertible, British Racing Green, which is the two-seater model with a long front end. This is the car in which I was mistaken to be Lenny Henry. It was a wonderful car that made me feel as though I was a Somebody. When I returned to Bermuda I had to sell it for a mere pittance, but anyone you still has one in fairly good condition can ask something reasonably substantial.

The trouble with Jaguar is that there are so many models in circulation it is really a confusing thing to be able to keep oneself  fully informed. As an example, the model I own is an XJ6, 3.2 litre Sovereign, and that is possibly the exact same thing as a Daimler. The XJ series were made in the 6, 8 and 12 cyclinder models. I can't begin to imagine what it must be like to own a 12-cyclinder model with today's petrol prices.

I think it might be interesting to make a study of just how many models there are under the Jaguar heading. I will do that and return in the near future with my findings. Meanwhile, I must admit that being the only black man in Spain to drive a Jaguar is a lot of fun. Whenever I drive up I am greeted with an expletive, which just gives me the giggles.

Come on guys, its just a car!

Copyright (c)  2012  Eugene Carmichael

Dopey Things people do while driving!

There is nothing quite as riveting as two very nice boobs.

But, with these coming your way, you really have to concentrate on what you are supposed to be doing!

I have seen this before, (not the above), but the other day a man passed me driving with a cigarette stuck between two fingers of the hand that was holding the steering wheel. This is a very common thing to do among smokers, and I know many of you will question me with a, so what? It just seems like a risky thing because if you have a sudden turn to make the cigarette will probably go flying, right in your lap. I know it looks cool, but anything to do with cigarettes while driving is, well, frankly dopey.

Take the example of the man who was lighting his cigarette from the car's lighter. You have to divert your gaze for at least a couple of seconds, otherwise you light your nose. During those precious seconds the man was headed for a head-on collision with me, on a corner. Another coat of paint between us and we would not have made it. I was not amused!

I drove behind a young guy who was so preoccupied with his hair that he was constantly looking in the mirror while tossing it this way and that.

I got hit from behind because a family car allowed their small daughter to roam around without being strapped in. I had come to a stop when the mother driver realised, and slammed on her brakes. Needless to say the little girl was slammed into the windscreen, which must have been really glued in well. Fortunately, it resulted in just a little bump to me because my car is automatic and my foot came off the brake pedal and off I went.

It amazes me the things that people do that will lead to the hospital, or worse, but yet they do these things quite deliberately. Things like read a book with one hand, and smoke with the other while driving at speed. Even on a straight road you still need to maintain control. I don't even like to look at the radio while changing channels. I agree that driving long distances along straight roads is uber boring, but you really are taking your life in your hands, or rather her hands or mouth, to choose that time to play sex games. If it all goes wrong it will end in tears, lots of tears.

The worst are the ones who are sex exhibitionists who do it for the show. Some time ago, while driving along a two lane highway in the same direction, a car pulled alongside me and matched my speed. The lady passenger had her top off revealing two wonderful breasts, and the male driver was massaging them and looking over at me. I must admit it gave me a woody, but how the hell is anybody supposed to concentrate with all that going on?

Copyright (c) 2012  Eugene Carmichael

On Motoring with a Right Hand Drive Car in Spain

The Steering wheel is on the Right-Hand side.
How big a problem is that in Europe?

This is a subject that we tend to take for granted, but in reality it can be a life or death experience with no error for mistakes.

I own both forms of cars, and sometimes I change from one to the other in the same day. To complicate matters, the Jag, with the steering wheel on the right side, is an automatic. When I drive the Jag, apart from the fact that it is my classic car, which means I drive it as though it were made of eggshells, I am always on high alert.

Frankly, none of us who drive along National roads, or any road with two-way traffic, should overtake the vehicle in front for silly reasons, such as he is moving too slow. The big crashes almost always occur along such stretches as it places two opposing vehicles in the same lane. A head-on collision will most likely produce death. Why that doesn't seem to cross the minds of people who do such things, I really don't know.

When the steering wheel is on the right-hand side, to overtake is considered a suicidal move. I normally hold back and accept the speed of the vehicle in front of me, the exception being if it is a tractor. In such cases I can only make the move if we are making a right hand turn that exposes the whole of the road ahead to reveal that there is nothing coming my way.

This is an example of what can go wrong if the driver decides to poke himself out into the oncoming lane without knowing for sure that nothing is coming his way: One such driver was stuck in a lane of traffic that had stopped. He had his wife sitting in the front passenger seat, and behind her was a visitor from England. Suddenly, the driver pulled out and was hit by a bus carrying school children.  The man's wife and visitor were both killed instantly. His car was slammed and turned around, and the bus was pulled to the left and drove one of the cars in the lane through the barrier and down an embankment, whereupon the bus fell on the car.

The driver of the car was killed, and his pregant girlfriend was seriously injured. On board the bus, one student, who was sitting in the back seat, was propelled the length of the bus and out through the windscreen. She had to be taken by air ambulance to hospital. Several of the other children were also injured, which in turn set off panic by a mass of parents and family members. 

What would be the appropriate form of punishment for such a person? (It's not good enough to assume that what he did must haunt him everyday!)

There are a number of other things that range between being dangerous and a nuisance. Dangerous is misjudging where you have the car placed, especially when you are accustomed to personally being near to oncoming  traffic. Secondly, toll booths are a real pain, and added to that is the fact that the car is an automatic, and if I forget and try to change gears I would move the lever from "drive" to "neutral", if it would move while I'm in motion, and from there to REVERSE. I don't know whether there is a safety control mechanism, but I am not going to experiement.

Other than these sorts of things, motoring with a car with the steering wheel on the right is a perfectly normal thing to do. However, it does make you the odd man out, but, when the car is a Jag, people can understand why I might not have wanted to leave it behind in England.

Between you and me, I actually purchased it here in Spain, but that's our secret!

Copyright (c) 2012   Eugene Carmichael

Driven Away Again!

A perfect vision of Hell of Earth!

When you are running from this, you need something reliable and powerful under the bonnet.

It seems these days that I am offline more than I am on because of technical problems. I'm beginning to think that I really must need a new computer. This one has given really good service, however, I think it will last forever, when in fact I'm told I should replace it every two years, more or less.

So, if anyone really wants to give me a present for Christmas, you now know what I would like.

On my "formenseyesonly" blog I tell the harrowing story of our escape from a hellish death by fire, by only three minutes. I invite you, dear reader, to take a peek, if you ever wondered what that might be like.

One thing that does present a difficult decision, if you ever had to make it, in an emergency such as we have endured, would be which car or motorcycle to leave to the flames. In our case, with only minutes to spare we had three drivers for three cars, but our two motorcycles had to stay. One was burnt to a crisp, but fortunately it was the correct one, a scooter made in China that has given us so many problems that I only used it for very short journeys at slow speed. That was a fitting end to that problem, but our Honda 125, Verdadero, a lovely and sprightly bike, came through with flying colours.

There were some wonderful stories of pets that survived without the help of their masters. Our cat was no where to be seen when we left. When we came back, she was the first thing we saw. She was making a hell of a racket, as though to say, where you been? I'm hungry! She used to be snow white, but these days she is a lovely grey.

I hope we have got to the bottom of my technical problems so that I can go back to my weekly blogs. I do apologize for being absent, and look forward in making my usual Sunday contributions.

Copyright (c) 2012  Eugene Carmichael

Driving me Crazy!

It's Summer Time, but unlike it has been for such a long time. I'm sure it has been as hot as we are experiencing it here in Spain before, but even for me, a confirmed hot weather fan, when the temperature goes over forty celisus, we know we are in trouble.

When you sweat just because you are moving your mouth, it's time to find an airconditioned anything and don't move. Between the hours of 11 am and 7pm, I think the heat must be  actually deadly. Animals and the elderly should be inside. Several years ago one of my dogs died because the heat gave him sunstroke.

I have an elderly neighbour who I am worried about. She stays indoors all day, but they do not have airconditioning. She tells me she is finding it difficult to simply breathe, both day and night when sleeping is near impossible.

My car airconditioner chose this year to breakdown. Normally I don't worry about it, but this year, driving along with the windows down is like letting fire in the car. I have taken to doing nothing at all during the daylight hours. My day begins at 6pm when I start with watering the plants. Any other work leaves me soaked to my skin, so following anything energetic is a welcome shower. However, even then I must have a fan in the bathroom to cool me down when I step out of the shower, otherwise I will sweat as though I were still under the water.

It's peculiar to actually wish for a cloudy day, and some rain. I am reminded though to be very careful what I wish for. My wish might come true way beyond my expectations.

Copyright (c)  2012   Eugene  Carmichael

Rototom Reggae SunSplash!

BIG UP YOUSELF MON!

ROTOTOM REGGAE SUNSPLASH!

As I write this, about 25,000 people, many being French and Italian, are really enjoying themselves at this year's Reggae Festival in Benicassim, so what could I possibly find to complain about? Well, plenty, actually, although in the spirit of Jah-Love Rasta Mon, my complaints are already sounding in my head more like simple comments.

The problem was that I had never attended a mega-concert in Benicassim before, and had only driven through the town, so I didn't know the lay of the land. I had read of people who had attended events at SunBeach and Harmony Beach, so that is where I assumed the concerts take place. I drove into the town, expecting large signs pointing the way to the concert grounds. Nothing!

I arrived on the 15th, the day before the event because I really wasn't sure that I wanted to be a part of the first day's crowd on the 16th. I'm not at all good with masses of people, but on the 15th there was going to be some free music. I thought this would have been rehearsal-type things going on, so I drove the two hours from my house and accidentally parked very near to where I should have been for what would be on offer.

I decided that I had better pay a visit to the Tourist Info office. I followed the signs, but the trouble is that while you are in your car you will likely drive past that office without even seeing it because of the need to watch the traffic. Finally, I asked a policeman who pointed me in the right direction,but he said that he thought they might have been closed due to the public holiday.

Shit! I got back in my car and went to find the beach venues, expecting to see major staging. I drove round and around, and finally found the beach road and added myself to the congestion along that route, but couldn't find anywhere that looked like a major event was in preparation. That was not surprising  as what takes place along the beaches is recorded music and games and live radio shows. So where the hell is this mega concert supposed to take place?

I drove back up into the city centre and parked the car in the original car park, and set out on foot, this time I accidentally came upon the Tourist Info office. It was open! Oh joy, now I could at least get some proper information and a friggin map.  The major concert site, although in Benicassim, is in reality across the N-340 on the inland side, and so far removed from where people actually live that it might as well be in the next county. It is across the road from Aquarama. But still I'm wondering, where is the bloody entrance? Still no great big sign directing newcomers to the parking lot.

Well, I figured at least let me get on the other side of the N-340, that would be a start. So, I'm now driving in the direction towards Valencia, and I'm not getting any help, when my thoughts turn towards just keep going. In two hours I'll be back home. Suddenly I find myself in a line of stopped cars that appear to be going into the Repsol gas station. Well, I did need fuel, so I stayed in line, only to find that this was the line of cars entering the parking lot for the concert. Bloody hell!

So far, I had encountered absolutely no organisation at all. I don't know if the FIB concerts are as badly organised. They take place on the same site, and the thing is that these people have been doing these concerts for so long they could be forgiven for not realising that not everybody knows exactly where everything is.

I get parked and realise I have to stand in line to get my arm band to permit me entrance. So, I stand in the appropriate line, and after a very long, patience draining wait, I get to the ticket window and announce that I am a retired person and am there to receive my free entrance arm band. The young girl took my passport and started entering info in her computer, and the more she tried the more confused she became. Her supervisor came over and looked at my data, then she asked whether my age was accredited? Only by my passport, my driver's license and my Residencia, all of which they had.

The young guy standing next to me said he thought that what they were really saying was that they didn't believeI was still up at that hour of the night. Do you mean that they can't believe that I'm still vertically up?  Much laughter! Seems I was the only retired person, and at 73 I didn't seem to be that old, and why would I have wanted to attend a reggae concert that runs all through the night anyway?

Finally the supervisor went and found an armband that stated "Over 65" and invited me to come every night, with their compliments. But on that night, there would not be anything taking place in the main stage area. For the free taster concert I had to go back over the N-340 into the town where the concert was happening. So, I tried to get out of the car park. The buggers didn't even have a SALIDA sign up, so I made several wrong turns.  By this time these people were really playing with me head, Mon!

When I got back in the centre of the city the car park where I had previously parked twice was jammed. I drove around and around, and while looking for some place on a back street I turned into a street and drove to the top of the hill and found a vacant spot in a strange area, but what the hell, I could finally get rid of the car. I walked to the Plaza de la Constitución and enjoyed the concert in motion until midniht at which time it came to an end. However, at one time I was standing near to the stage under an area with a roof, and the smell of marijuana smoke was so powerful it was giving me a contact high. There were also several children there and something was definately wrong with them as well. I started to feel dizzy; I had a headache, and I was hungry, so I went and had something to eat, then thought about either having a sleep in my car, or starting the long drive home.

I went to retrieve my car, only to realise I had parked in the parking lot of the Ayuntamiento, apparently in the mayor's place. Forget sleeping in the car! I headed home at 1:30am, knowing that no matter how tired I was I had to stay alert. Hint: it worked out O.K., but in spite of wearing my armband until Saturday night, I never actually went back to Rototom.

Perhaps next year!

RASTAFARI !

Copyright (c) 2012    Eugene Carmichael  

London Olympic style Traffic Headache

A Road not for Driving

I freely admit that I am writing this from afar, but at the best of times traffic in London is a real pain. I know this from having lived in the city, so I am using my imagination to compound the problems people usually have on a daily basis to get around, and add to that all the many visitors to the city for the Games.

The first thing we have to understand is that the Olympics is a business, one that jealously guards its trademark and products. The games have drawn so many people to England, and of course this is very good for most merchants who operate businesses for consumers. Restaurants, lodgings, transport, souvenier sellers, etc, however, if it says London 2012 or Olympics you will have paid very big bucks for the right to sell your goods.

This may all be very well, but if you live and or work in London, or anywhere near where events are taking place, I imagine your life may have been turned upside down, and possibly you may be wishing for tonight's closing ceremony. We have been concentrating so much on all the positive things that are derived from these Games, but on the other side of the coin there will naturally be the need to make accommodation by those who find themselves in the middle of things.

However, it is really good to see that the East End of London has got itself a fabulous makeover. Apart from transport by bus and private car, if you are a little crazy, its good to see the use of the river, and zip lines and  ariel lines to get people to the games as alternatives. Personally, for me these games have generated far too many people in one place. I am not good with crowds, so it has been better for me to watch the whole thing on television. I imagine that I have been missing the live ambience  of being in the stadiums, but I can live with that.

For all the bother of being there and getting there and back, I think that the games have been wonderful and I will look forward to the games in Brazil. I'm sure you will also!

Copyright (c)  2012    Eugene Carmichael

Back on the Road Again!

Me, back at work!

I must apologise for having been off-line for so many weeks. As a result of a blogger revamp my blogs were available to me in read-only mode, so I could not access them to add any new information. Now, at long last I have access again and I can also tell you that a part of the problem was that I have been away on a road trip holiday throughout northern Spain. For over two weeks I didn't open my computer, in spite of the fact that I carried my laptop with me. My wife made good use of it, but I really do believe that man is wired to need downtime when you completely change your routine.

Could you do that? Would it be possible to deliberately avoid all the toys that have become a part of our everyday lives?  It is difficult the first few days, but then I decided to also turn off my mobiles, and with that I could feel a sense of freedom coming over me. I do not live a life that is full of stress as I am a retired person. However, we do accumulate a degree of stress within our routines, and just the change is as good as a rest.

We did a road trip loop of southern Spain before, and this time we did the north western region, starting with the north of Madrid. In this area we visited The Royal Monastery of Escorial which is a Monastery established by Royal Decree. The monks were supposed to pray for the monarchy, and it is the final resting place of Spain's Kings and Queens, and lesser royals. There is a place reserved for the present Royal family as well.

Nearby, there is located "La Valle de los Caidas" or The Valley of the Fallen. This is a magnificent monument to the former dictator of Spain, General Franco. All the publicity suggests that it represents the fallen on both sides of Spain's Civil War, however, there are only two names that are displayed there, those of General Franco and the founder of the Falangist party. That said, it is worth a visit because it is Spain's history and the monument itself cannot really be described. You have to see it for itself. I will say that parts of it is in decline from neglect as it is a very controversial site.

I don't intend to give you a blow-by-blow description of where we went, but Spain is such a varied and diverse place. Each town or city has its own character so that a visit does add to one's knowledge and experience. For instance my wife did say that we were going to drive all the way to the city of Ávila to see a wall. I thought how interesting could a wall be? There were plenty right around us. The city of Ávila is completely walled in and we were able to walk around the city along the ramparts of the wall to view the city from above.

I can now say that I have done The Great Wall of Ávila so I can scratch The Great Wall of China from my bucket list. I wasn't looking forward to that anyway.

Finally, I must recommend a visit to El Monasterio de la Piedras that is located in southern Zaragoza. This is located in a zone that resembles a mini Grand Canyon. All around the area is dry and arid, but once you enter the canyon you are in a place that is graced by waterfalls and lakes and immense greenery. It is a wonderful park that should not exist in that location, but it does and the visitor is overwhelmed by the beauty.

It is also a place of extreme difficulty for men because everywhere you go there is the sound of falling water. The moment we step into the shower we want to pee, and we do, so walking around this place calls for frequent pit stops.

It is great to be back at my computer expressing my thoughts and feelings. However, I wouldn't blame you if you simply tought that I had died.

Copyright (c)  2012   Eugene Carmichael

Great Expectations

I am from the very small islands of Bermuda. I look like I might have arrived here in Spain as though I first travelled across the Sahara Desert, and then across the Mediterranean by motorboat. This has been the cause of some problems for me. Not many, but enough to give me some idea of what those who do come via this route must suffer. That’s another story for another time.

On a number of occasions I have been processed through police document checkpoints as a motorist. It’s also fair to say that at other times I have been given a pass, when other people have been stopped. When the police are doing a random stop and check I expect to have to stop, but the simple notation on my windscreen often is enough to suggest that I have at least had my car passed by ITV. This is important because in the United States, it seems as though the police are chosen because of their stupid quotient.

The stories are legend of well dressed, law abiding black men who have been pulled over to the side of the road and put through the grind, when they are doctors and lawyers who are highly successful. Although these facts are obvious to the police, it seems that they do these things just to denigrate their victims. So, it is important to reflect that Spanish police have an entirely different attitude. It is my experience that authority here is very professional.

However, that does not entirely exclude the police from having great expectations when they do pull me over. It may simply be my imagination, but it seems to me that as I drive into the collecting area there is a sense that they have got the Big one. This is an immigrant, so it follows that something will not be right in his documentation. Call the grua. (Tow truck)


My last encounter was on a Friday night. They were stationed at the entrance to my estate. As I pulled up they requested to see my driver’s license. They took that and called the details through to verify that my license, that is Spanish was a true document. Many people pay extortionate amounts of money for forgeries. In such a  moment of truth as this, these are of no value at all if they are Spanish.

Next, I was asked to open my boot to give them a look inside. The reason for this is twofold. On Fridays and Saturdays the police are on special lookout for people who have been out drinking and driving. The other purpose is to see just what I might be carrying. I have the right to question them for a justification, but if I don’t have anything to hide other than a messy boot, I simply let them have a look to satisfy their idle curiosity, and to show them that I was not staggering about.

With that, we exchanged a few pleasantries, and they didn’t even ask to see my car’s documentation. (That was all in order as well.) I was given an apology for any trouble that I experienced, which was no trouble at all, and I was on my way home.

However, their sense of disappointment was so palpable that I could feel it. I have had this sense on other occasions because they are so sure that I was an “immigrant” and not likely to be completely covered. At least they are learning not to judge a book by its cover.

One more thing: Just imagine had I been drinking and was over the limit, and that I made it that close to home?

Copyright © 2012  Eugene Carmichael

Ride a Bike!

Riding a bike in the old days.

I recently heard some interesting, and surprising statistics that held that in spite of the vulnerability of bikes in traffic, the fact is that most fatal collisions involve cars. Even  motorcycle crashes likely involve riders going at inappropriate speeds. The sound of some bike getting up to speed is really wonderful, but the sound of the same bike crashing is not so nice.

Pedal cycling is another experience again. There are organized cycle clubs who go for very long rides, and they seem to be very aware of the need to ride in single file. Given the vast numbers of such riders, the number of incidents where riders are injured or killed in collisions with cars is quite low.

Now, Valencia City is awash with cycles as a way to get around the town. The city is fairly flat and to be able to pick up a bike from here and drop it off at another point in the city makes a lot of sense. To ride is also something that you do for your own health, while at the same time you do something for the environment.

People like myself who are committed to drive can still see the point of taking a bike. They have been doing the same thing in Holland and China for many, many years with very good results. So, in spite of the fact that I am too old to go with this new trend, I celebrate the spirit of those who do.

If we can do anything to benefit the environment, we should. In my case I make every trip by car serve more than one purpose.

Copyright (c) 2012   Eugene Carmichael 

The Lady in her Wheelchair

Life in a wheelchair. This should not happen if it can be avoided!

For about seven years I have noticed a very beautiful lady making her way around the town in her wheelchair. She is always alone. At times she will enter a shop if it is possible for the wheelchair, and she conducts herself quietly and with dignity. What, I wondered, was her story?

Finally, I noticed that she was sitting at a table at a bar having a quiet cup of coffee, so I got up my nerve and spoke to her and asked if I could join her. She was somewhat taken aback by having a black man addressing her and asking to sit at her table. It was probably because she was so stuck for words that she nodded her head in the right way to note agreement, although she may have meant the opposite.

Thus began a conversation that took place more than a year ago, that so captivated me and moved me to the core, that I have simply held it within myself, and thought about it over and over again.

She is a married woman with children, who is sentenced to a wheelchair for the rest of her life because of a young man who drove his car at top speed while drunk.  Her husband recovered completely from his injuries, but she, and the boy driver are confined to wheelchairs until they die. Lately, we have been seeing groups of young people getting together for drinking parties where the idea is to simply get legless. The problem arises when many of these same people get in their cars to drive some place else.

It is such people to whom I am directing my comments.

First, I must confess, with eternal shame, that I have driven my car while under the influence of alcohol. I can only say that I was very lucky not to have caused anyone any harm, or even death. But, that was sheergood luck, because there was absolutely nothing that I did to avoid such an incident.

Many years later, my wife and I came within a hare's breath of ending up as victims of a driver who was reckless. That may have been Karma saying, "what goes around, comes around."

The lady told me of her suffering and described what a typical day is like for her. She admits that she very rarely has a conversation with people because she has a reputation for being stand-offish, simply because she is still learning to live with her life sentence. People passing our table looked on in great curiousity because they never saw her in the company of anyone simply chatting. That she was doing so in the company of a black man was of real interest.

I have seen her several times since when she is always on the move. We speak pleasently and have a very short chat, but the memories come flooding back to remind me that she needs help with everything. She only has her mobility and independence when she is in her motorized chair. She does have something of a life with her husband and her children, but always shared from her chair. All because a young driver had the very bad luck to slam into she and her husband while he was deliberately out of control.

At least the young man is experienceing something similar to her own agony, but I sensed that is very cold comfort. So, I appeal to my readers to think responsibily before operating a vehicle. Tell yourself that you must be free from any influence that will diminish your capabilities. Wait until you arrive home to have a drink. This is as much for your benefit as the general public's.

You know that this advice is good! You know that I am right in what I say! I'm sure you have no quarrel with it, but when you are under pressure with your friends the test will come. The interesting thing is that since I have been disavowing alcohol if I have to drive, not one person has lately tried to convince me to do otherwise. Bartenders say they don't blame me; my wife encourages me, and my friends will not give me a drink if I ask for it. They key is to not drink and drive. If you end up drinking, simply sleep it off in a hotel, or even in the car. Do whatever it takes to avoid starting up your car.

I don't have anybody's injuries or death on my concience, and I thank God that is so, because if it were otherwise, I simply don't know how I could cope. One more thing: the lady is only 45 years of age. The young man is even younger.

Copyright (c)   2012   Eugene Carmichael 

For Whom the Toll Bills

No one is happy to enter through these portals

I drove to Barcelona a very long time ago, and because I encountered so many Toll roads I swore I would never do that again, To me, the authorities had taken the place of the highwayman robber to relieve the traveller of his money.  It seemed that every minor district was determined to extract their little bit of tax. Subsequently, I have always taken the train, except the last trip we took, we went by car because I was assured that if I stuck to the N-roads I would avoid all tolls.

As it happened, we decided to take the AP-7, and to accept the toll until we got to Tarrogona. The charge was 23.95 euros to that point. We then went on the N-340 until Barcelona, and we turned off to get to Alella, where we were hit by a toll of 35 cents each way. We drove all the way back to Valencia using only the national roads, and so never had another toll.

However, people who have to use the roads in the Catalan and Valencia regions every day have had enough. As fed up as I am of being nickel and dimed to death on the toll roads, it never occurred to me to mount any kind of protest. I am ever so polite while handing over my money, but now there is a group who are not having it any more. On certain selected times they will mount a no-payment protest that works like this: You enter a toll road and take the ticket that opens the barrier, but at the exit you simply tell the money taker that you are not going to pay. He/she stares at you and you stare back. They then come around and take down your plate number, while the cars that are forming a long line behind blow their horns. The operator then gives you a green light and you are free to go.

They say that you will receive a fine in the post, but you might decide not to pay it. This is where things get a little grey. The operator will have asked to see you driver's ID, but you will have refused to show it, so whether it was you driving the car or not cannot be proved, unless they start taking your pictures.

I believe that it was the construction company that laid the road who provided the funding for it, and in exchange it is they who have the concession to receive the toll charges  for a specific period of time to recoup their investment. However, I also thought that funding for road maintenance and new road construction was in-built into the price of fuel, but I may be wrong.

As drivers, we know that the roads that we use have to be paid for. What we are asking is for a system that is fair to those who have to be compensated while at the same time not being overly oppressive to us.

Is that too much to ask for?

Copyright (c) 2012   Eugene Carmichael

The Big Drive Photo Gallery

I now know what I will be working for!

OooooooooooH! Dat vas nice!

This is mine! No, mother, it's mine!

Damn!   That was good!!!!!!!!!

Here are some more pictures that capture the spirit of the day.  The looks on their faces says it all.

 Hope you enjoy!

Copyright (c)  2012   Eugene Carmichael

A Fabulous Sunday Drive

Here she goes!

Today, Sunday 13th May, 2012 was a day for a very special drive for my wife, Lorna, and our son, Nathaniel. For what I am assured was a sum of money very well spent, they each took a drive in a Ferrari 360 Spider, and a Porsche 911 Carrera.  The day could not have been more perfect, and they were both looking forward to the event.  They signed up with HCC Sports Car Madrid, who was actually located in Barcelona, and who came down to Valencia to take out the excited drivers.

My wife set off in the Ferrari, with the top down, and my son was in the Porsche, although they left with my son in the lead. It was thought that she would slow him down, but she gave a good accounting of herself. She refused to be intimidated by the big Leaping Horse. Good on her! Midway through their forty kilometre journey they traded places, so she came back in the Porsche.

The Ferrari 360 Spider has a 400 bhp V8 engine, that is mid-mounted, and can get you from standing still to 60 in 4.5 seconds. That is some serious G-forces. It has a six speed gearbox and can cruise around 300 km/h, though she didn't test that out as they drove along normal roads. The original cost of the car was $162,000, but if you can afford that you won't be too daunted by the 11 miles per gallon you get on the highway.

The Porsche is a name that has such cache that it is almost like saying "Private Property". Most of we normal mortals will never get to sit in a Porsche or a Ferrari, let alone to be the one to actually push the starter button and release the clutch. My son, the male model looked as though he was on a job with his flash sunglasses. That car, which is very light on its feet can take you from sitting still to 100 km/h in 4.8 seconds. Better be sure you are on a straightaway the length of an airfield, as you are good to liftoff. The top speed is the same as the Ferrari, at 300 km/h. This means that both of these cars are Formula One worthy.

Interestingly, both cars feature a dancing horse as its logo, or part of the logo. This is because of the affiliation with the city of Stuttgart, Germany, and its Coat of Arms.

There was also a third car available. A bright yellow Lamborghini just sitting there waiting for me to step into it. The problem is that at my age and weight, once I stepped into it, that would be followed by the great drama of trying to extract me from it.

I think I will lose some weight before giving it a try. Meanwhile, I will have to be satisfied with driving my own Jaguar.

Visit http://www.hccsportscars.com/

Copyright (c)  2012   Eugene Carmichael

Lessons Learned

My Black Beauty

I have written in this column about my experiences with Spain's police. I have said that I regard the police here as some of the most professional in the world. I have had no really serious encounters with any of the branches, mostly things like document checks, for which anyone might be stopped. In contrast to the police in the United States of America, who seem to take a great delight in stopping to harrass black successful men, here I have been treated with respect, and I have given respect.

It hasn't been the fact that I have been stopped, it has been all about what happens when I am stopped. I am a black man in Spain, and working against me is the image that so many people have of blacks arriving in small boats without documents or money. Therefore, it seems out of place that a black man could go about his business in peace and confidence. It has taken a learning curve to realise that some of us arrived by airplane, fully documented, as retired independent people.

My latest experience happened as I drove up to a document checkpoint. An officer walked across to my left hand side, from where he would address me, and waited until I arrived at the stop sign at the crossroad. He took one look at me, sitting on the right side; one look at the sticker on my windshield, and then he looked up at the sky as though to say the following: "I know that you are the only black man in Spain who drives a Jaguar XK6 Sovereign with the steering wheel on the right side; we all know that. I know that you are here legally, and that all your documentation is in order. We all know that! I also know that you are not a drug dealer, but in fact you are a retired person who, among other things were a member of The Police Advisory Board in your country, and as well, you were one of three members of The Permanent Police Tribunal, that dealth with matters of Police pay and conditions of service. We all know that because we asked the police in Bermuda to tell us about you.

I am not going to embarrass myself by getting excited that I may have a major arrest here, because that is not going to happen, as it has never happened. So, you are free to go about your business in peace."

Wonderful! It is just wonderful to live in a country and not be one of the usual suspects. That is not to say that I had problems in Bermuda, nor that the police in Bermuda are anything less than professional, because they do a heroic job, especially in these modern times of policing.

It is good to know that I have become known, but, of course that also means I must behave myself!

Copyright (c) 2012   Eugene Carmichael 

Our Beautiful Trashy Roads

Wanted: Green Drivers

Once in a precious while I get to be the passenger. It is such a joy when someone else does the driving, although as the passenger you always think your driver is crazy. However, as the passenger you get to look around you and you notice things that you just don't see when you are concentrating on traffic conditions. This is as it should be, so I get a treat when I can let my attention wander all around.

Recently my wife and I went for a fairly long drive to Barcelona and back to Valencia, and we took turns at the wheel. It was then that I noticed the dark side of Spanish resident's customs by throwing so much trash out of the windows of vehicles. If you look along the sides of the roads and in the grass and underbrush you will find bottles of every description, cans, enough plastic to cover the earth, metal, parts of garden furniture (?), half eaten bocadillos, plastic food containers, car parts, like bumpers where there had been an accident; plastic gloves, big and small plastic water bottles, which probably make up the major percentage of trash, and all sorts of other small items, including baby's diapers. You wouldn't want to get hit by one of those flying at you.

I have worked on roadside cleaning crews and found all of the above, as well as used condoms, lipstick, mobile phones, and a Gps system. If I had one I would throw it away as well, but not out of the window of my car. Along secondary country roads I have seen whole bags of household trash just dumped where it should not be; and old mattresses.

I was talking to a friend about this and he said that at least its a job for someone to clean up the trash. I suppose that's true, but what is really needed is respect for the environment. I was bought up on an island that sold itself to visitors as a tourist destination. We were encouraged to treat visitors to our island in the same way as though they were visiting our own homes. We kept a pleasant attitude, and we kept our country clean. Even now I put my pieces of paper and wrappers in my pocket and transfer them to the trash when I get home. I once followed another person's example by simply dropping a chocolate wrapper on the ground at the car racing circuit, and I felt so guilty I vowed I would not do that again.

We have only one world to live in, and our own environment is our own responsibility. If we make it dirty and clustered with garbage we can expect others to do the same thing. Should we lead by example by sorting our waste, and picking up after ourselves, we can expect others to do the same thing.

May I suggest that we equip our cars with a small garbage bag to place our waste in, and at the end of our journey we can then simply clean the car out, transferring the waste in the bag into the garbage can. That is a simple, feel good custom to follow. I know this to be true because it is my custom, and I feel very good to have a clean conscience about it.

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