Dumb and his Sister Dumber -Too much of the Wacky Weed!
You just can’t make up a story like this. It has to be true.
The local Spanish newspaper, Levante, reported the following:
A local policeman on patrol on his motorcycle, noticed a fairly large van parked in a place in the city centre that was clearly marked “No Parking.” Because the vehicle was so large it was causing difficulties for passing traffic. The patrolman stopped to see whose van it was, and he took a look in the back window panel, and practically had a heart attack. The van was completely full of marijuana plants. He called for backup!
While several policemen milled around the van, a man and a woman came walking out of a bar where they had stopped to have a coffee. “Hey, fellas, what’s all the fuss?”
“You have parked your van in a no-parking zone and it is causing great difficulties.”
“Oh! Sorry about that!” said Dumb.
“But your van is completely full of marijuana plants, from what we can see,” said the officer.
Dumber piped up: “Oh, those are for our own use.”
“A whole freaking van full!!!!!! Madre Mia!
The police have confiscated the van and the Mary Jane, and they are thinking about it. Dumb and Dumber may actually get their drugs and van back. They will have to pay a fine for illegal parking.
Only in España!
Copyright © 2011 Eugene Carmichael
You just can’t make up a story like this. It has to be true.
The local Spanish newspaper, Levante, reported the following:
A local policeman on patrol on his motorcycle, noticed a fairly large van parked in a place in the city centre that was clearly marked “No Parking.” Because the vehicle was so large it was causing difficulties for passing traffic. The patrolman stopped to see whose van it was, and he took a look in the back window panel, and practically had a heart attack. The van was completely full of marijuana plants. He called for backup!
While several policemen milled around the van, a man and a woman came walking out of a bar where they had stopped to have a coffee. “Hey, fellas, what’s all the fuss?”
“You have parked your van in a no-parking zone and it is causing great difficulties.”
“Oh! Sorry about that!” said Dumb.
“But your van is completely full of marijuana plants, from what we can see,” said the officer.
Dumber piped up: “Oh, those are for our own use.”
“A whole freaking van full!!!!!! Madre Mia!
The police have confiscated the van and the Mary Jane, and they are thinking about it. Dumb and Dumber may actually get their drugs and van back. They will have to pay a fine for illegal parking.
Only in España!
Copyright © 2011 Eugene Carmichael
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