Laughter. Better than medicine
I was reading some Quotes by people on travelling that you may find amusing:
Phyllis Diller, Comedian, said that she can't imagine why anyone would give her a driving licence. She got two tickets for offences on her written test.
A man walks into a bar in Ireland and asks the barman what's the quickest way to get to Dublin.
The barman says, "Are you walking or driving?" I´m driving, says the man. Well, replied the barman, that's the quickest way.
Bumper sticker seen on a car: "Mother-in-Law in boot."
Rodney Dangerfield said that his wife had her driving test recently. She got 8 out of ten. The other two guys jumped clear.
Henny Youngman said that his wife called to say the car wouldn't start because it had water in the carburettor. How do you know that?
She said, "The car's in the lake."
Denis Norden was given a parking ticket. He asked the policeman what do I do with this? The policeman said, "Keep it. If you manage to collect three of them you get a bicycle."
Mark Twain said that you should get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you survive.
I was asked if I wanted to be upgraded to Business Class on the airplane. I asked, "Will I have to play golf?"
Talk about bad luck. Roger Miller had an uncle who was afraid to fly, so he took the train. A plane fell on it.
Life's funny. Don't forget to notice and laugh.
Copyright (c) 2011 Eugene Carmichael
