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Sunday, June 26, 2011

Formula One in Valencia



Formula One in Valencia

Once more into the Breech

As I begin writing this it is June 23rd, 2011. Certain streets in Valencia City are cordoned off, all the seats are in place, all the equipment has been set up, and most important of all, the cars are here and can be heard roaring like lions in a cage.

Excitement is rising, and from tomorrow there is not one single hotel room anywhere in the immediate area of Valencia City that has not been sold. At one city hotel tonight’s rate for the room is 125 euros. For Friday and Saturday nights that rises to 750 euros. Valencia loves Formula One.

The amusing thing is that when Formula One was first mooted as using Valencia as a circuit there was much resistance from people who live in the city. Then, reportedly City Hall suggested that it could take place in August. Oh well, August, no problem, the city becomes like a ghost town. Everybody leaves town so you can make as much noise as you like, we residents won’t be here. In fact, some of us can rent out our apartments, especially those that overlook the circuit for exorbitant sums of money, and everybody is a winner.

This year, the race takes place in June. Coincidence? You be the judge.

Anyway, Lewis Hamilton is determined to be the winner of this race, but those of us who love Spain would just be delighted if Fernando Alonso could win on home territory. We need something to celebrate to raise our spirits. and to take our minds off the awful financial consequences of so many people who are out of work. It is simply amazing that so many people are still in a position to be able to afford the outlay for tickets. I’m very happy for those people, but it does seem like something of an anomaly.

Some group had been spreading a rumour that all three days had been sold out and that there were absolutely no tickets available, so there was no point in trying to obtain entrance. The truth is that there were plenty of last-minute tickets available, so this could only have been a sabotage attempt.

It is amazing to what extents people will go to attend Formula One in person. They fly in by the planeload, and they drive in from extraordinarily long distances. I met a couple that drove up from Marbella that took them ten non-stop hours. They were late for the qualifying round. However, people came from Madrid by the AVE bullet train at 300 kph to see cars being driven at 300 kph. Interesting!

At this stage it is possible to make predictions on how the race will turn out. My expectation is that Alonso will break down or otherwise drop out of the running; Hamilton will come in second, and the race will probably be won by Vettel whose year this seems to be.

Well the race is over and here is how things turned out: the day could not have been better from the weather standpoint. There was not a cloud in the sky. All the big yachts were in their place and all tickets were sold out.

As I predicted, Vettel was first across the line. This is definitely shaping up to be his year. Alonso, far from suffering from bad luck, very nearly won this one, by coming in a respectable second. The home crowd were delighted, almost to the point of a first prize result. Lewis, who was feeling so confident before the race tried valiantly to make his expectation a reality, but the best he could produce on the day was a fourth behind Mark Webber.

This year, Vettel is the Speed Demon, and once he is placed on Pole position he doesn’t easily give that up. Formula One Racing is a whole lot more interesting when the outcome is unpredictable; unlike those years that Michael Schumacher won every race and every season.

This time around, Michael came in seventeenth. I know he is driving for Mercedes, but what is under the hood?

Copyright © 2011 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Learning Lessons ........Again!



Learning Lessons ........Again!

Without Pain

It happened to me again this past week. The police were conducting a blitz on foreigner’s documentation through stopping foreigner’s vehicles. As I drove along there was a car ahead of me that was driven by a mature Spaniard. He passed three policemen who got him to slow down, then waved him on without stopping. Then I came into the zone and immediately the policemen became animated.

They indicated that I was to pull over. Here I was, a black man actually driving a car. By the way they came alive they were not expecting this development at all. Now, I have to tell you that on every occasion I have had to deal with the police they have been models of professionalism. I have nothing but praise for what I describe as a good bunch of professionals.

These guys evidently expected they had netted the jackpot. They seemed uncertain what question to ask me first because in their minds, the last time they thought they saw me was coming ashore as an illegal alien. Call the tow truck, call the paddy wagon, this one’s going straight to jail.

Did I have a passport? Yes. O.K. Let’s check that. Checked and found to be in order.

Do you actually have a driver’s license? Yes. A Spanish permiso! Must be a forgery. Oh Damn! That checks out as being legitimate. Damn! Damn! Damn!

Patience Miguel! Patience my ass! I want to arrest this fella for something.

Are you registered on the Central registry of Foreigners in Spain? Yes. Here is the Certificate.

Is this your car? Yes. These are the documents that show that it has had its latest ITV; these are the insurance certificates and the Permission to Circulate.

What is your job? I don’t work. I’m retired.

Me carga en la leche! This cannot be! There are Spaniards driving around lacking in this or that piece of document, and here’s this fella who is completely covered and legitimate.

Throughout all of this I was calm and conversational, and from my standpoint I was not bothered in the least. The facts are that there are a great number of people here in Spain who aren’t properly documented. They drive cars without insurance, and without having been properly imported into the country. They don’t even have Spanish plates. These are the people whom the police were actually looking for, and such people are a menace to other road users. So, good luck to them to pull such people off the road.

I was driving my old beat up work-horse of a Volvo, that I love. Can you imagine had I pulled up in my Jaguar Sovereign. They would likely have had a heart attack.

Copyright © 2011 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Stupid is as Stupid does



Stupid is as Stupid does -Burning Rubber

This is a quote from a film, but I’m really not all that certain what it means. It’s just one of those sayings that kind of stick. However, it could be made to fit with the actions of so many drivers. I witnessed yet another really stupid, and dangerous action on the part of somebody who evidently has shit for brains, and that got me thinking whether we actually know that we are being stupid at the time we commit stupid acts?

The driver, and I must say that these are all men, who drives very fast, pulling in and out of traffic, only to turn off the road in just a few metres is being very stupid indeed, but is he so stupid that he really does not realize it?

I look back on my life and there was a period when I rode like a demon. The only time when I realized that I was being very stupid was when I found myself under a car that had fortunately stopped. Had it not the back wheels would have run over me. That was my wake up call and after that experience I wised-up and became responsible in my travels.

The boy rider with a girl on the back who rides along the motorway as fast as he can go is being both stupid and very reckless with someone else’s life. Presumably he is trying to impress her, but he only has to get her home safely to do that.

I think that it is a fact that everyone who causes a vehicle crash thinks, “if only I didn’t do this or that, the accident need not have happened.” Obviously too late, the time for such thoughts is before you go. It’s bad enough if you only get a speeding ticket. If only you were not in such a hurry; if only I had left home earlier, and a thousand such if only scenarios.

The other option is to arrive at your destination without incident of any kind. The Department of Traffic like to say that they cannot drive for you, so it is up to each and every one of us to get it right. No one else can make that happen for us.

Copyright © 2011 Eugene Carmichael

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Driving and Weather



Driving and Weather

When popping out to the supermarket could be the last thing you ever do.

Recently, I was driving under threatening clouds when suddenly the rain started. If you asked me how many times has that happened throughout my 55 year driving record I just couldn’t even imagine. However, on this particular occasion the rain increased in its intensity, so I increased the speed of my wipers and slowed my driving speed. The rain increased even further to the extent of affecting visibility, so I turned on my hazard lights and the rear red light, but the rain became even harder, and heavy.

Traffic became difficult to see and the road markings could hardly be seen. By this time I had slowed to a crawl but I thought I was in danger because of the idiots who would have pushed hard regardless, so I was thinking that perhaps I should pull off the road.

I passed one car that had stopped, and then another, and then I started seeing cars on the other side of the road that had stopped. There was even one motorcyclist, poor fellow, who was huddled over the gas tank. Finally, it was raining so hard that I was unable to see beyond my windscreen wipers, so on instinct, and at a mere crawl I pulled over to my right until I brushed the leaves of a tree and decided that was probably far enough.

Not a soul moved, not even trucks, and there we sat for about fifteen minutes. I have often seen pictures of cars that are under water. I always thought that they were cars that had been parked and left by their drivers, but maybe they got that way because of the circumstances I have described. We were fortunate in that we were at the top of a hill with good run-off for the water, but you can safely bet that there were people who weren’t so lucky.

Driving and sudden intense weather patterns, such as overwhelming rain, hail, wind, snow, ice and tornadoes presents a constant danger to motorists. After those graphic pictures we saw from Japan we have to also add earthquake and tsunami. There is no advice that can be offered, such as know the weather forecast before you go. We simply don’t function like that. I can only hope that you are as lucky as I have been to have had only two encounters of such intensity in my entire experience.

They are not fun! They might also be the end of the line if you are really so unfortunate.

Copyright © 2011 Eugene Carmichael